Sigh

Sigh has raped your mom.

Sigh's Mom
It is well known in the #compsci community that Sigh's mom will sleep with anything that has some form of thing sticking out of it. Markov, Chairs&mdash;occasionally Sigh himself when he is lucky. Little is known about the mechanics of Sigh's mom's sordid sex life, as she is large and rectangular and thus possesses no discernible orifice.

Sigh and Drinking
It is a commonly known fact that Sigh is a human beer tank, and by beer tank it means that once he's comsumed a six pack he will fucking WRECK YOUR SHIT.

Examples of Sigh's drunken escapades include, but are not limited to:
 * Ringing the bell at the Yacht Club
 * Betting that people will push him over, before falling over by himself
 * Chundering in Woolsack
 * Trying (and failing) to climb the pole at Fireman's Arms, instead succumbing to gravity and orienting himself on the floor
 * Tackling Taejo for beer
 * Arriving drunk out of his mind for a South African Computer Olympiad camp, and then proceeding to give a talk.